Smartphones

By definition a smartphone is a cellular telephone with built-in applications and internet access. So why the name smartphone, instead of web phone? The way I see it, the phone can only be as smart as the person operating it. Put that phone in the hand of a person sporting a 23 IQ, and hocus pocus you've got a stupid phone. The smartphone is not holding conversations for me, driving my car, wiping my ass, making my meals, and most importantly, it's not telling me who to start in fantasy football this week. So explain to me why this phone is so brilliant. Yeah..Yeah..I know it keeps me touch with friends, gives me the latest news, and even has games for me to play. Nevertheless, my phone will be obsolete tomorrow, the battery just went dead, and it still drops my calls and says "searching for signal". What kinda horseshit is that, searching for signal! Is the cell tower frickin hiding, is the mother fucker Waldo! Everytime my phone does that I think to myself, is this phone fucking with me, does it purposely drop my call and giggle to itself. Come to think of it, maybe the tech companies should have named it a smartassphone.